Harry Potter Jokes for Kids: The Unofficial Book of Funny Laugh-out-Loud Harry Potter Jokes and One-Liners

Funny Harry Potter jokes for kids ages 7-12. Written by an English teacher with a focus on word variance to help children build their vocabulary. Education AND fun! You'd be crazy not to buy it.

How do turn a donkey into a unicorn? With a horserer's stone.

Why didn't the ant get into Hogwarts? She was a Buggle.

Where do Death Eaters go on vacation when they want to get a sun tan? Hexico City.

What do you call a flattened dragon? A lizard trading card.

Where do older wizards go when they want to listen to swing music with a fun rhythm? Jazzkaban.

What is Cho Chang's favourite salad? Ravenslaw.