So You're Retiring . . . A Guy's Guide to Being at Home

What are those white metal things in the basement or utility room? Wherever. Learn that these items are the washer and dryer. The dials look complicated. I still think they are even after using them. But learning new things is supposed to help prevent Alzheimer's. Your wife can teach you. You can learn the correct amount of soap and bleach to use and which settings to dial. Remember, though, if you don't pay attention, you may "suds" the entire area. Learn about separating colors and whites. Don't wash the dog towels with your dishtowels. Don't wash either one with your bath and face towels. So You're Retiring: A Guy's Guide to Being at Home is a much-needed instruction book for the retiree and his partner. It is humorous, irreverent and practical. Many wives will welcome the help provided. It is a perfect gift for anyone who is retired or is about the retire. Enjoy! William J. Cone is a retired (unemployed) Ob/Gyn physician. He has had essays, critiques and profiles published in several magazines. He enjoys writing, reading, gardening, playing tennis and collecting first editions.