Gus Openshaw's Whale Killing Journal

Cat food cannery worker Gus Openshaw has a whale to kill. With a rickety boat and a heavily restrictive whale-hunting license, Gus sets out to exact his revenge on the blubbery bastard that ate his wife, his child, and his arm.

After assembling a misfit crew, Gus begins his chase, detailing in an online journal his encounters with pirates, a small navy, and a certain island princess. What emerges is the hilarious document of one man's quest for revenge that would do Captain Ahab proud.