Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children s)!

What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as The Tell-tale Heart with Uncle John s trademark sense of humor? You get The Tell-tale Fart (Pee-uw!). And that s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history s terrible tyrants, and the world s deadliest weather. Uncle John s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it s For Kids Only. ENTER IF YOU DARE!

You ll find terrifying tales, including
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse

Frightening facts about
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBI s Body Farm

and much more!!

Lexile score: 850L