Mercury Rises
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Christine Temetri:Mercury Falls concerned a plot to bring about the apocalypse. Can we assume, given the fact that you have now written a sequel called Mercury Rises, that the apocalypse did not occur?
Robert Kroese: Apocalypse is a process. It's not something that just happens all of a sudden. And it's not entirely clear that you can prevent it, although it seems to have been delayed a bit. As Harry Giddings said, "We've always been headed toward the apocalypse. It s just a question of proximity."
CT: So what can you tell us about Mercury Rises? Does the apocalypse happen in that one?
RK: I probably shouldn't answer that.
CT: Well, I hear you're working on a third Mercury book, so presumably it doesn't. Gotta keep that gravy train running, huh?
RK: I m sorry, have I done something to offend you? Why are you so anxious for the apocalypse to happen?
CT: Why am I so anxious? Do you know how many near-apocalypses I've been through? Not to mention the fact that in Mercury Falls, you almost killed me on five different occasions. I can only imagine what I get subjected to in Mercury Rises.
RK: Oh, you're not in Mercury Rises.
CT: I m WHAT?
RK: That was a joke. Of course you're in Mercury Rises. The volcano scene wouldn't be nearly as exciting without you.
CT: Volcano scene?
RK: You'll see. It's fantastic. There's a flaming goat head and everything.
CT: Sounds like a real literary coup. I suppose I have to put up with that jackass Mercury in this one, too?
RK: Well, he is the title character.
CT: Yeah, about that. Wasn't the first book really more about me than Mercury? Why isn't it Christine Falls?
RK: Mainly because that's a terrible title.
CT: So, do Mercury and I get together in this one?
RK: Um...it's really not that sort of book. There isn't a lot of, you know, getting together.
CT: To sum up, then, no apocalypse and no sex. Is there anything of interest in this book at all?
RK: Uh...well, there are ziggurats.
CT: What's a ziggurat?
RK: You know, a step pyramid. Like in ancient Babylon?
CT: The big selling point of the book is that it has step pyramids in it?
RK: Well, not the big selling point.
Mercury: Wow, dude, you are terrible at this.
CT: Mercury! Where did you come from?
M: I have a tendency to show up whenever Rob starts to get really long-winded and boring.
RK: He's like comic relief.
M: More like AWESOMENESS relief.
RK: That makes it sound like you're offering relief from awesomeness.
M: Dude, seriously. I've got this. Go read your Stan Hawkins book.
RK: It's Stephen Hawking. He's a famous physicist. I'm doing some research for book number three. You see, there s this guy in Mercury Rises who is trying to capture these quantum particles to try to...
M: Wow, I just felt this tremendous disturbance in the Force, like a million people not caring at all.
RK: Fine. [inaudible]...write you out of existence...[inaudible]...
M: Good luck with that, Physics Boy!
"Mercury is an engaging character and his many adventures are uproariously funny. The main character development is first rate. The supporting cast of assorted demons, archangels and others in their settings of cubicle hell and layers of heavenly bureaucracy along with ample helpings of history and biblical lore make for a thoroughly entertaining read." --Monsters and Critics
