My Secret Diary: From Swaziland to Neverland

Behind his seemingly-perfect life of gold-plated tire swings and personal chefs, there is a dark history of medical experiments, addiction, and loss. But with the help of his man-pet Michael Jackson, Bubbles has grown to become bigger than King Kong—figuratively speaking. In this collection of very personal and honest entries from his diary, Bubbles gives us the whole story—including his awful childhood in a brutal research clinic and his eventual daring escape; how he adopted a struggling young singer and revitalized his career by eating one of his gloves; his life in Neverland, where a $2,000-a-day banana addiction saw him balloon to a dangerous weight; the dark depression that led to a suicide attempt; his numerous conquests of some of the world's most glamorous lady-monkeys; how a vicious rivalry with Cheetah almost ruined him professionally; and how in a breathtaking career change, he has become one of the most innovative abstract painters the animal world has ever seen.