Michael Winner's Hymie Joke Book: 50 Shades of Oy Vey

Abe says to Hymie, 'I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over two months.' Hymie says, 'You better think it over, Abe, women like that are hard to find.' Michael Winner's hilarious Hymie jokes which now appear every week as a tail-piece to his popular 'Winner's Dinners' column in The Sunday Times have acquired cult status with readers sending in Hymie jokes to add to Winner's own, and demanding a collection of them - here it is! Apart from the many jokes Hymie offers his own idiosyncratic views on society in general, and gives his own Hymie Restaurant Awards which will be announced at a star-studded function. He also offers his views on Winner himself, 'That fellow Vinner thinks he's funny. He thinks he knows about restaurants...well, he couldn't tell a snitzel from a bagel. Believe me, he's just a putz!'