HORNY? LOS ANGELES

Look out Zagat! Take heed Fodor's and Gayot! Now there's something fleshier, meatier, beef-cakier. Los Angeles is the undisputed porn capital of the world, and Horny? Los Angeles strips down the city to its bare essentials. Where: to take that hottie you can't take home to mama. What: to wear under that Diane von Furstenburg wrap dress or to the annual Fetish Ball. When: to tip your lap dancer and how much. Why: that stripper who's totally digging you is not going home with you tonight. How: to meet the co-ed, stud, swinger, goth chick, rocker, agent, bookworm, or slut of your dreams.

Covering Los Angeles, Hollywood, The Valleys, South Bay, Orange County, and beyond, Horny? offers hundreds of strip clubs, singles scenes, specialty lingerie boutiques, and nude beaches; plus a peek into S&M dungeons and fetish toy shops!

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