The Secret Diary of Simon Cowell

As the older brother of the world’s nastiest television personality, Tony Cowell felt he owed it to his brother’s adoring public to release as many embarrassing nuggets of Simon’s misadventures as the laws of libel would allow. What if Simon had kept a diary since he was six years old? This is his brother's spoof diary, which charts the course of Simon's rise to celebrity. Part fact and part fib, it is a humorous take on what might have happened and what really did. Tony reveals the inner machinations of one of pop culture’s most outspoken of men, including his earliest dreams, his first girlfriend, his first job, and his early plans to take over the music industry. Featuring previously unpublished secrets of this media star and millionaire, including his thoughts on fellow "American Idol" panelists, this is the inside scoop on Mr. Nasty himself.