Raiders of the Seventh Planet

"UNPUTDOWNABLE!" —Terran Publishers “BRILLIANT, ECCENTRIC, DARKLY SATIRICAL AND DOWNRIGHT WEIRD!” —The Santiago Weekly "UP URANUS...SORRY, I MEAN RAIDERS OF THE SEVENTH PLANET IS AN IRRESISTIBLE ROMP THROUGH SPACE…" —Publishers Daily Barbarian hordes! Noble savages! Conflicting chosen ones! Sub-literate subordinates! All are present in these rip-roaring, wild, galaxy-hopping adventures of the crew of A Terran Starship. A Terran Starship attempts to bring good old-fashioned FREEDOM to Uranus and fails! Instead, hard pounding action slams them into the darkest depths of Uranus as a power struggle unfolds with awkwardly hilarious results, entangling them in a vast, intergalactic struggle for dominance. "STILL MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN STAR TREK" —Raves Fake Reviews Weakly. “CONTRARY TO SOME CLASSICISTS, MODERN SCIENCE FICTION CRITICS DO NOT NECESSARILY VIEW THE SATIRICAL STREAK OF THE STORY AS CONFLICTING WITH MODERN NOTIONS OF SCIENCE FICTION.” —Oxford & Cambridge Foundation for Literature