'Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas

‘Tis Christmas and everyone is stirring… From the keeper of Santa’s naughty list, delightful little Elves eager to please, and the sensual love of a toy soldier—the holidays are filled with orgasmic cheer. Where wishes come true, Frosty is itching for a melt-down, fairies and angels are randy to grant your every wish, and ‘tis the season to be oh, so jolly-filled. Unwrap your darkest desires…for this is Christmas, and it will never be the same.