The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians
Book Details
Author(s)
Andersen Prunty
Publisher
Lazy Fascist Press
ISBN / ASIN
1936383799
ISBN-13
9781936383795
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Sales Rank
#1,113,425
Category
Fiction
Marketplace
United States 🇺🇸
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Description
A pocket guide to the twenty-three most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.
Does it make you sad to be alive?
Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.
My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.
Lover and euphoria,
Andersen :)
Does it make you sad to be alive?
Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.
My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.
Lover and euphoria,
Andersen :)
