Alpha statements 2: More cartoons

I'm still dreaming -in Cartoons. Don't ask me why I do this because I haven't the foggiest notion of the answer. I suppose there is a psychiatrist out there who could figure it out, but I'd just as soon not know what it is. In any event, another batch of ruminations from my subconscious being have manifested themselves here. I hope you enjoy them as much as they scare me.