YUCK! ...That Guy Didn't Wash His Hands: The Complete Guide to the American Man's Bathroom Experience (The American Bathroom Experience)

Men have a real fascination with relieving themselves in every way, everywhere . . . No doubt about it. No matter where, the use of the restroom is an experience that is comparable among all Americans, and one that is measured by countless unspoken etiquettes and rituals. How is it that we all seem to have an innate knowledge of these procedures? And why are these processes all so amusing to us anyway?

After many years of employment with both the U.S. government and corporate institutions, I have become utterly disgusted at regularly seeing just how dirty my fellow American men can be in the bathroom, especially the so-called professionals of the workplace. Even worse, the vast majority of their coworkers, partners, and wives don’t even realize the full extent of their ensconced lavatory atrocities. Did the man next to you wash his hands after using the toilet? One can only hope!

Educate yourself, and acquire a finer knowledge of the modern bathroom, including some of the history of how the restroom came to be what we all love & hate today. Follow the complex thought processes needed to do what appears to be a simple task for any man. And please, smile and have fun, whether due to the absurdity of men’s techniques involved in alleviating themselves or from the voluminous body of slang & humor attached to this sullied subject. Remember, you’re only as clean as the last thing you touched,
whether it be the last guy’s hand you shook or that item you borrowed from him . . .