Learn French with Jokes (French Edition)

Many millions of people around the world want to improve their French. Are you one of them? You may have tried one of those Learn-French-in-a-week CD ROMS, or a boring grammar course, or perhaps a mind-numbing self-study course? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn some French without even realising it? Something that over fifteen thousand people have downloaded already – and loved? Look no further than Learn French With Jokes.
You’ll hear classics like:
« Maman, je n’aime pas cette viande, est-ce que je peux la donner au chien ? »
« Non chéri, c’est le chien. »
viande = meat (you get help with vocabulary)
On the following page there’s a translation so you can check your understanding of the French.
“Mummy, I don't like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?”
“No, dear, that is the dog.”
Reading is a great way to improve your French and Learn French with Jokes is a great way to start reading. You are rewarded every few lines with a laugh (or a groan). Some of the jokes are for children while others are more adult, though nothing that would make your grandmother blush.
Here’s one more for you.
Le petit garçon : Tu m’aimes ?
La petite fille : Naturellement que je t’aime.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps tu m’aimeras ?
La petite fille : Je t’aimerai toujours.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps, toujours ?
La petite fille : A peu près une semaine.
A peu près = about
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Of course I love you.
Boy: How long will you love me for?
Girl: I will love you forever.
Boy: How long is forever?
Girl: About a week.
Make this year the one that you make serious progress with your French!