The Chronicles of Clara the Cleaner: Don't forget to cream your elbows!

“Bums are meant to be fat, and that’s all I have to say about that. They’re meant to be rounded, comfy and padded – I believe the expression is value added.”

So says Clara to her best friend Elsie, as they travel to work as cleaners to the wealthy citizens of Manchester. Travel with them - meet Tartan Annie, Manic Mavis and many others. A delightful book, guaranteed to make you smile.