Rhymes With Vampire

Two short stories that take place in the same town as BLEEDING VIOLET and SLICE OF CHERRY:

"Take Your Dead Ass Home" - An increasingly frustrated teen tries to make his dead girlfriend understand why he wants to break up with her.

"Rhymes With Vampire" - A young woman's cool vampire boyfriend is neither cool nor a vampire.

The first story's not that violent, but the second one totally is. Also some f-bombs and sex, so if you're not into that, boy are you in the wrong place. ;)