Funny Italian Mama Quotes, Jokes, One Liners. Funny Italian Mama Axioms to Live By. (Unleashed Entertainment "Axioms to Live By" Series Book 4)
Book Details
Author(s)Peter Syrek
ISBN / ASINB0078PWT3Q
ISBN-13978B0078PWT32
Sales Rank1,276,479
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
Funny Italian Mama Quotes, Jokes, One Liners. Funny Italian Mama Axioms to Live By.
Page after page of unique, funny quotes - jokes and cartoons on Italian Mamas. We love them for their drama, fiery spirit & views, and for their cooking. It’s Italian humor and jokes at its best. Funny one liners to share with the whole family, especially your Italian Mama.
There are plenty of Italian jokes, but few that dare to mess with an Italian Mom. If you have been hit with a wooden spoon, spent school days off at the Pork Store in your youth, and need to call your Mom every day, you are probably Italian, and of course have an Italian Mama.
Funny Sample Italian Quotes, Jokes, One Liners:
- If you don’t marry Italian, be assured you will be reminded you did not marry Italian, constantly.
It is not uncommon for your Mom to lecture you about your health and weight, while she serves you double-stuffed cannolis.
- Your Mom feels Susan Lucci is an American hero.
- In this age, your Mom acts like Italians are superior. You can only imagine how she would act during Roman times.
- Your Mom declares any woman you date that is not Italian a “puttana.â€
This book is part of comedy writer Peter Syrek’s long list of funny quotes, jokes, and one liners series. Hysterical, always unique works filled with humor on life, relationships, habits, and vices.
Page after page of unique, funny quotes - jokes and cartoons on Italian Mamas. We love them for their drama, fiery spirit & views, and for their cooking. It’s Italian humor and jokes at its best. Funny one liners to share with the whole family, especially your Italian Mama.
There are plenty of Italian jokes, but few that dare to mess with an Italian Mom. If you have been hit with a wooden spoon, spent school days off at the Pork Store in your youth, and need to call your Mom every day, you are probably Italian, and of course have an Italian Mama.
Funny Sample Italian Quotes, Jokes, One Liners:
- If you don’t marry Italian, be assured you will be reminded you did not marry Italian, constantly.
It is not uncommon for your Mom to lecture you about your health and weight, while she serves you double-stuffed cannolis.
- Your Mom feels Susan Lucci is an American hero.
- In this age, your Mom acts like Italians are superior. You can only imagine how she would act during Roman times.
- Your Mom declares any woman you date that is not Italian a “puttana.â€
This book is part of comedy writer Peter Syrek’s long list of funny quotes, jokes, and one liners series. Hysterical, always unique works filled with humor on life, relationships, habits, and vices.
