Employment Interview With A Vampire: A Funny Vampire Story (Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles Book 1)
Book Details
Author(s)J Bennett
PublisherJ Bennett
ISBN / ASINB007GAHVX6
ISBN-13978B007GAHVX5
Sales Rank99,999,999
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
This laugh-out-loud vampire humor story will change everything you thought you knew about vampires
At the age of 24, Deidre finds herself unemployed with few job skills and a growing pile of overdue bills. When a perky career counselor suggests an open housekeeping position, Deidre knows this could be her only chance for a decent job.
She doesn't bother asking many questions...like what the career counselor meant when she said the employer had certain "peculiarities".
Deidre is in for a very unpleasant surprise. Not only is her perspective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, adamantly prefers the telegraph over the telephone, and gets dangerous when his prune juice isn't delivered on time.
Oh, and he also has a strong fondness for another kind of liquid refreshment, one that he prefers warm and fresh.
In this hilarious vampire satire short story, author J. Bennett takes on the wildly popular vampire mythology and gives it a certain grizzled spin.
>>>A very funny short story that gives reading about vampires a delightful and refreshing twist.
>>>Although undead, Nathanial is a fresh take on the genre, and the Chronicles are quite enjoyable.
>>>How much fun is this? Well lots actually.
As Deidre will discover, not all vampires are eternally-young , virile romantics who effortlessly keep up with the times. Some of them delight in wearing bow-ties, continue to enthusiastically vote of Eisenhower in each election, and consider the television to be witch magic.
If you think your boss is a blood sucker, give this funny vampire story a try.
>>>If You Think This Story Is To Die For The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, Vol 1, which includes all six stories of the series bundled together for one low price.
Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? To find out, she'll first have to survive the job interview!
At the age of 24, Deidre finds herself unemployed with few job skills and a growing pile of overdue bills. When a perky career counselor suggests an open housekeeping position, Deidre knows this could be her only chance for a decent job.
She doesn't bother asking many questions...like what the career counselor meant when she said the employer had certain "peculiarities".
Deidre is in for a very unpleasant surprise. Not only is her perspective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, adamantly prefers the telegraph over the telephone, and gets dangerous when his prune juice isn't delivered on time.
Oh, and he also has a strong fondness for another kind of liquid refreshment, one that he prefers warm and fresh.
In this hilarious vampire satire short story, author J. Bennett takes on the wildly popular vampire mythology and gives it a certain grizzled spin.
See what readers are saying about The Vampire’s Housekeeper Chronicles:
>>>A very funny short story that gives reading about vampires a delightful and refreshing twist.
>>>Although undead, Nathanial is a fresh take on the genre, and the Chronicles are quite enjoyable.
>>>How much fun is this? Well lots actually.
As Deidre will discover, not all vampires are eternally-young , virile romantics who effortlessly keep up with the times. Some of them delight in wearing bow-ties, continue to enthusiastically vote of Eisenhower in each election, and consider the television to be witch magic.
If you think your boss is a blood sucker, give this funny vampire story a try.
>>>If You Think This Story Is To Die For The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, Vol 1, which includes all six stories of the series bundled together for one low price.
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