You Suck At Block Games: Unofficial Survival Guide To Mastering Block Games

You suck at Block Games. Other people always seem to find your base, your poor character is always starving if it isn’t riddled with arrows from skeletons and your creations are constantly potholed by explosions. Don’t even get me started on hand to hand combat - you always lose - even to your 6 year old cousin.

But it’s not as bad as it seems. There is hope. You, unlike the teeming mass of noobs who are failing to etch out a miserable existence on block game servers throughout the universe, are smart enough to do a bit of research to see how you can improve. You’re failures have made you strong, and your resolve will lead you to dominate any Block Game (with a bit of practice of course).

If you stick with me through this guide I promise you’ll be a better player. I put this guide together after watching hundreds of noobs fail to make it past the dirt hut stage. The truth is, everyone began as a noob....But it's up to you if you want to change that.

Read this guide to learn the secrets that the masters of Block Games don't want you to know.