Hypocritical Oaf

Though he is sometimes "too trunk to dweet," Doug Benson has amassed over 70,000 followers on Twitter with lines including "I have HIV. But don't worry, I still get to draw four more scrabble tiles." Don't be fooled by his laid-back delivery; Benson is as sharp as comics come and his jokes appeal to smokers and non-smokers alike. Covering everything from the importance of time-saving abbreviations such as "deets" to his 2010 "Pot the Vote" tour in California, the former Marijuana-Logues star gets audiences high on laughs.