All You Will Ever Need to Know About the Lottery... And Other Types of Gambling

I have been gambling on the lottery for 10 years now, and during that period of time I have had a $75,000 winner; a $10,000 winner; a $1,500 winner; seven $1,000 winners; 62 $500 winners; and numerous $200, $100, $75, $50, and $25 winners. I was born in 1937 and I have gambled all my life. Not all of the games I have gambled on have been successful, but I have eliminated the ones that are too much work for not enough profit.