SLUG ORGY (The Murkmyre Saga)

This story from Slugtopia (Book Two-and-a-Half in the epic Murkmyre Saga) is an ideal taster for all frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fans of sci-fi silliness and absurdity.

As the title suggests, it is about slugs (giant, alien ones), and what happens when they are interbred with saucy pleasure snails. The tale also includes the corrupt and irrepressible Prince Voltron Murkmyre, his old pirate buddy Lusty Lyongirth, Plip the slave and Spongia Fungia the lisping Quagmiron slug-farmer.

It also contains the 'Murkmyre timeline', which tells you exactly what's going to happen over the next 97,000 years or so.

Then there's a bit of desperate begging blurb at the end, encouraging you to buy my booky-wooks and give me money.