Really Nearly Deadly Canoe Ride: Aussie Chomps

Awful objects dead ahead!

In their latest do-it-yourself adventure, Pete 'Pod' Podlewski and Morris 'Shiny-Boy' Diamond attempt to canoe all the way from Sockby to the sea.

But they didn't count on revolting rubbish traps, killer rapids, freaky whirlpools, and a container ship ten storeys high . . .