Yurope: The American Invasion (America's Best Book 2)

Thomas D. is the last self sufficient man in America. The illiterate masses of humanoid gelatin surround him on their government assigned wheel chairs and clap rapturously as more and more of their freedoms are taken away in the pursuit of comfort. The first female American president, Hillary Clinton, is elected. At the same time, a mysterious stranger named Kuzen calls upon Thomas to liberate the country of Ungland. Supposedly, Thomas has a relation to Ungland's wicked king. Thomas's journey through New Something, England, France, Germany, and Poland to Ungland and the American invasion that follows him will change the course of human history. Whether that change is for the better, or for the worst, is up to Thomas to decide.

Yurope: The American Invasion is an grand adventure through unknown lands where the degraded citizens of Yurope, once known as Europe, are lambasted with pitch black humor. The lazy, the ignorant, and the easily offended must not purchase this novel. Go read twilight or readers digest instead. Then pat yourself on the head and tell yourself what a good person you are for disliking a work of fiction because you have no sense of humor; you horrible person you.