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Finn Farts Off A Finger - Finn's Funny Fart Book #1 (Finn's Funny Fart Books)

Book Details

Author(s)Phoenix Adams
ISBN / ASINB00BWE13ZO
ISBN-13978B00BWE13Z6
Sales Rank1,387,026
MarketplaceUnited States  🇺🇸

Description

Finn Farts Off A Finger

This hilarious fart book will make the eight year old in you giggle, titter, guffaw and just plain laugh out loud as you following the farting adventures of a fart boy and his explosive farts. It’s sure to become a classic in the quickly developing genre of fart books for kids.

Finn’s farts are so boom-bastic and fantastic that in this, Finn’s Funny Fart Book #1 he actually farts off his finger. Once that happens, then he has to figure out how to get his fingers back on, and how to keep the fart bombs from dislodging them again.

With clever rhymes and vibrant illustrations, this will become one of your favorite farting books. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud – From Fart To Finish…err, I mean start to finish : )

And when you have finished Finn’s first misadventure with farts, you’ll want to look for his next adventure…there is more fun coming your way!



What They’re Saying About Finn Farts Off A Finger


“This book is adorable and the illustrations are very well done. They're bright, follow the story line, and draw the child's attention. My son kept going back and looking at the pictures multiple times. He laughed the whole way through it.” - Julie Meadows

"I loved this book! It is so funny! I recommend it for anyone who thinks farts are funny like me!” - Isaiah Meadows, Age 11

“Kids will absolutely love this book. I've never met one who didn't love stories and jokes and farts, and this one made me laugh out loud several times. I can't wait to read it to my grandsons. Dr Seuss type rhymes and funny illustrations, too.” - Patricia McBride, Author Time Management for the Office

“As a friend, I may be biased. But when the author first read me the draft version of Finn Farts Off A Finger, I laughed so hard I think I might have pulled something. The situations were so comical and visual, I couldn’t wait to see the illustrations. I predict that it will be a hit with its intended audience … and even their kids, too : )” - Marty Crawford

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Phoenix Adams is a pen name representing, if truth be told, my 10 year old persona…the part of me that never grew up : the kid who, in completely inappropriate places (like maybe, church) would burst into uncontrolled, spasmodic, tear-inducing laughter, for no apparent reason.

Phoenix is the piece of me that can still think farts are funny.

Because, after all, they ARE funny – they were made that way.

Farts were created by the Master Mind, not only to serve the physical function of preventing us from bloating up and eventually blowing up and spraying bodily fluids all over the countryside…but also to provide us with the most basic form of physical and mental health – laughter. After all, it’s been proven that a little silly and a lot of laugher is the best medicine.

Quite frankly, we should all have some of that in us, no matter how old we get.

Let’s hear it for the boy: the 8 or 10 year old kid in all of us.




Illustrations by Iosh-kun

(That’s all he wanted us to say, really.)

Here’s a link to some of his work: http://ioshkun.deviantart.com/
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