Darkside Zodiac: Capricorn

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Capricorn the Goat, the zodiac s joyless auditor. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Being Capricorn, you will contest this; you do not have bad days, you bluster, mainly because you don t want the rest of the zodiac to find out about your secret (and lucrative) Pain Dungeon.

What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?)

* Bitch factor? You got it.

Likewise

* Annoying habits

* Deadly sin of choice

* Your love life. Hah.

* Your criminal career

* Your road rage

Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.

Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.