Relieve Yourself: A Desperation Story

I have a secret, I just can't bring myself to use the company toilets, no matter how urgently I need to go. At first people were sympathetic but now my boss has had enough of my squirming through the day so I've been sent for therapy at the Institute for Fetish Dissolution.
I've heard rumours about this place and its hatred of desperation. Making you pee on stage in front of an audience, forcing you to strip off in public to get over your shyness, even making you pee in your therapist's mouth. I don't know if the rumours are true but if I don't do this I'm definitely going to lose my job. Time to step inside and see if maybe I can be the one to tempt the ultimate pee haters to learn to love desperation.