50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR - 129 Signs You've DYED and Gone To Hell! (FunnyEBooks.com Book 38)
Book Details
Author(s)David Samson
PublisherThe Funny Guy Company
ISBN / ASINB00ED3Z8ZC
ISBN-13978B00ED3Z8Z1
Sales Rank1,832,465
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
Let's celebrate the memory losses, the menus with microscopic lettering, the herniated discs, the hair transplants, the receding gums, the racks stacked with "Easy Fitting" jeans – on second thought, let's NOT!
Did you believe moisturizers and massages and meditation classes were going to save you? Forget about it! (as they say down at the Alzheimer's clinic).
Every little pain, every little twitch, every little word you can't see without reading glasses is a BIG SIGN of things to come. But the good news is – there is no good news! You old fart, you are SO gullible!
Therefore (if your tear ducts are still functioning) get this volume and simply weep – with laughter, that is. Since laughter is the best medicine for combating the effects of getting older – next to Botox, of course!
That’s right. This is the book that puts the FUN back in funeral!
Did you believe moisturizers and massages and meditation classes were going to save you? Forget about it! (as they say down at the Alzheimer's clinic).
Every little pain, every little twitch, every little word you can't see without reading glasses is a BIG SIGN of things to come. But the good news is – there is no good news! You old fart, you are SO gullible!
Therefore (if your tear ducts are still functioning) get this volume and simply weep – with laughter, that is. Since laughter is the best medicine for combating the effects of getting older – next to Botox, of course!
That’s right. This is the book that puts the FUN back in funeral!
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