Grandma Wacked an Alien (PTA Book 1)

Seriously? You've just read the title. What do you think the story is about? Fine. I'll give you a little more detail. The story is about -----------Censored---------------------- and that is my story, and I'm keeping with it--Clipto.
(Due to inflammatory political view points put forth in this book, the Intergalactic League does not suggest the reading of this material.)