Bank of the Dead

In this new age of austerity, the Bank of the Dead has tightened its belt and cut back on funding spooks.

Mummies now groan naked, vamps suck with prosthetic gums, and the faintly flapping have downgraded from bed sheets to tea towels.

When the Bank calls time on the ghosting days of the decapitated 13th Earl of Crotcham, it invites the wrath of a fiend still keen to get ahead.

Join the world’s least terrifying spectre as he battles the scrooge-like wraiths of the Afterlife for his right to go BOO!