Schlock! Webzine Vol 5, Issue 22

This week we have the tale of a charming seaside holiday in darkest East Anglia from Kevin Rees, followed by the story of how one man gets it in the end in Gary Murphy's Paranoid Haemorrhoid. And moving swiftly on from sphincters to The Hour of the Sphinx, we welcome back Ken L Jones (whose comic Uncle Tickle is a running feature of our print magazine, Schlock! Bi-Monthly). Then there's another horror poem from Mathias Jansson...

The Days of Mr Thomas continues. The Thousand Nights and a Night moves onto to the Tale of King Omar Bin Al-Nu'uman. In Cut, Madison talks with Agent Zepano. In The Caves of Mars, it's blood and thunder all the way as Grae-don wreaks vengeance on the slavers. In The Airlords of Han, the Hans are making a counter-attack. And in Out of Time's Abyss, Bradley encounters He Who Speaks For Luata...