Fat People Taste Better: My Experiences as a Vampire in the 21st Century (The Monster Memoirs)
Book Details
Author(s)
Juan Se Mounstor
ISBN / ASIN
B00IQY07OG
ISBN-13
978B00IQY07O5
Sales Rank
#2,267,661
Marketplace
United States 🇺🇸
Description
Everyone thinks being a vampire is easy. It's sort of true. Well maybe not.
I am here to tell you a few tips and tricks to really enjoying your undead, blood sucking affliction with the amount of happiness that only a tourist with knee high socks and a fanny pack can enjoy.
Being a soulless leech can be fun and exciting. Don't believe me? Check out what some of my victims... er I mean readers have said.
"Mounstor helped me see the best ways to enjoy biting people. I promise I am not a mind controlled thrall." - not a vampire slave.
"Mounstor's take on vampirism is fresh and inviting. It's a sort of throw back to the day when vampires were scary and funny." - a guy who read that apple covered book and hated it.
You see, you too can enjoy being a human mosquito. So, dive right in.
Fat People Taste Better is a 2,000 word work of self-help fiction. It is not to be taken seriously and should be enjoyed for what it is.
I am here to tell you a few tips and tricks to really enjoying your undead, blood sucking affliction with the amount of happiness that only a tourist with knee high socks and a fanny pack can enjoy.
Being a soulless leech can be fun and exciting. Don't believe me? Check out what some of my victims... er I mean readers have said.
"Mounstor helped me see the best ways to enjoy biting people. I promise I am not a mind controlled thrall." - not a vampire slave.
"Mounstor's take on vampirism is fresh and inviting. It's a sort of throw back to the day when vampires were scary and funny." - a guy who read that apple covered book and hated it.
You see, you too can enjoy being a human mosquito. So, dive right in.
Fat People Taste Better is a 2,000 word work of self-help fiction. It is not to be taken seriously and should be enjoyed for what it is.
