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Self Publishing Bible: Revelations 1

3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

6 And hath made themselves into kings and priests, to them be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.

7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindles of the earth shall download because of him. Even so, Amen.

8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the marketing shyster, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,

11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, have writen in an ebook, and send it unto the seven outsourcing websites which are in India; unto Philippines, and unto Bangladesh, and unto Fiverr, and unto Odesk, and unto Iwriter, and unto Epicwrite, and unto Elance.