America Loves Bill Bryson, Donald Trump, lots of sex and Dennis Fish: Book One from the Dennis Fish Trilogy
Book Details
Author(s)Darryl John Hazell
PublisherDarryl John Hazell
ISBN / ASINB00K610W2E
ISBN-13978B00K610W27
Sales Rank465,776
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
Dennis Fish (Amazon's dastardly delinquent diamond- in- the- rough) is without doubt the most famous, obtuse, controversial, lethargic and opinionated man Britain has ever produced. He has an ego the size of a small planet, a face that makes Keith Richards look like a cherub and says just what the hell he likes. He also has the distinction of featuring in three of the funniest books ever written.
And in this properly edited, earth- shattering, comedy biography of the damaged, debauched idiot, Dennis leads us boldly, like a proverbial bull in a china shop, on a six- decade, ostentatious and chaotic roller coaster of music, copulation and extravagance.
Voted the funniest book EVER by the younger, naive members of The Thunderbirds Collectors Society and by the more alert members of The House of Lords, this book is exactly the tonic everybody needs in this troubled world. The big blundering dunderhead Dennis, blusters and bungles his way from one gigantic mishap to another, always oblivious to the bedevilment he leaves in his wake.
The reckless rock star demon threatens to sink into a shameful seedy oblivion time and again, only to rise like a phoenix from the ashes, thanks to a combination of clever manipulation and outrageous good fortune.
We follow his under whelming, expletive- littered career and feel ourselves slowly falling under his spell, as we would do for any underdog and all this, despite his numerous and brutal shortcomings as a decent human being.
So, dear reader, strap yourself in for the literary treat of your life and enjoy every minute of the Dennis Fish enigma, including of course his much heralded triumphant stage- managed reinvention. This book and the trilogy itself has already secured the impressive total of over 1320, undeserved, paid and free kindle downloads in little over a year. So come on, get behind this book and lap up the scatter gun gags contained within this feel-good, widely admired, riotous chuckle fest.
Ideal for reading at any hour (particularly as there is a constant, steady stream of stale old shit wafting our way from the television at the moment), this book will either leave you permanently damaged or momentarily uplifted.
It picked up a coveted 5 Star rating and a healthy endorsement from The Herefordshire Fireman's Gazette and another slightly more begrudging 3 Star from the Isle of Arran Knitters Reading Group. The book did of course take a predictable hammering in The Puritan's Periodical. Nonetheless, in Dennis' opinion, it is a work of art comparable to anything ever created by Austen, Michelangelo or Rodin at their zenith
So let's read this and rate it and if god really does exist let's propel it up the charts to where it truly belongs.
If you enjoy reading about Dennis and his madcap capers, don't forget the unbelievable second and third books in the trilogy too, although to be honest I can't quite remember what either of them are called as I have changed the titles so often by attempting to spam the names of well-known celebrities into them.
What I do know though is that both of these books contain the name Dennis Fish somewhere in their titles!
Oh and one last thing: if this book and the Dennis Fish trilogy as a whole actually does end up hitting number 1 in the Kindle Charts, I will personally stump up the sum of 500 quid to whichever reader comes up with the best or most inventive review, good or bad.as all reviews are welcomed and coveted.
Cheers Luca Toscallini.
And in this properly edited, earth- shattering, comedy biography of the damaged, debauched idiot, Dennis leads us boldly, like a proverbial bull in a china shop, on a six- decade, ostentatious and chaotic roller coaster of music, copulation and extravagance.
Voted the funniest book EVER by the younger, naive members of The Thunderbirds Collectors Society and by the more alert members of The House of Lords, this book is exactly the tonic everybody needs in this troubled world. The big blundering dunderhead Dennis, blusters and bungles his way from one gigantic mishap to another, always oblivious to the bedevilment he leaves in his wake.
The reckless rock star demon threatens to sink into a shameful seedy oblivion time and again, only to rise like a phoenix from the ashes, thanks to a combination of clever manipulation and outrageous good fortune.
We follow his under whelming, expletive- littered career and feel ourselves slowly falling under his spell, as we would do for any underdog and all this, despite his numerous and brutal shortcomings as a decent human being.
So, dear reader, strap yourself in for the literary treat of your life and enjoy every minute of the Dennis Fish enigma, including of course his much heralded triumphant stage- managed reinvention. This book and the trilogy itself has already secured the impressive total of over 1320, undeserved, paid and free kindle downloads in little over a year. So come on, get behind this book and lap up the scatter gun gags contained within this feel-good, widely admired, riotous chuckle fest.
Ideal for reading at any hour (particularly as there is a constant, steady stream of stale old shit wafting our way from the television at the moment), this book will either leave you permanently damaged or momentarily uplifted.
It picked up a coveted 5 Star rating and a healthy endorsement from The Herefordshire Fireman's Gazette and another slightly more begrudging 3 Star from the Isle of Arran Knitters Reading Group. The book did of course take a predictable hammering in The Puritan's Periodical. Nonetheless, in Dennis' opinion, it is a work of art comparable to anything ever created by Austen, Michelangelo or Rodin at their zenith
So let's read this and rate it and if god really does exist let's propel it up the charts to where it truly belongs.
If you enjoy reading about Dennis and his madcap capers, don't forget the unbelievable second and third books in the trilogy too, although to be honest I can't quite remember what either of them are called as I have changed the titles so often by attempting to spam the names of well-known celebrities into them.
What I do know though is that both of these books contain the name Dennis Fish somewhere in their titles!
Oh and one last thing: if this book and the Dennis Fish trilogy as a whole actually does end up hitting number 1 in the Kindle Charts, I will personally stump up the sum of 500 quid to whichever reader comes up with the best or most inventive review, good or bad.as all reviews are welcomed and coveted.
Cheers Luca Toscallini.
