Saccharine White and the 7 Dwarfs of SAGA (Snarky Princess Stories)

Once upon a time, there was a princess who had hair as black as night, lips as red as blood, and skin as white as snow, so naturally, everyone who saw her freaked out.

Her ghostly appearance created such an uproar that she often found it easier to retreat into the woods amongst the man-eating spiky bindles who were not as skittish.

One day, while gathering mushrooms and thistles (she was not the "flowers and berries" sort of princess), she happened upon a charmingly squat little cottage. Peering in through the open window, she marveled to see that all the furniture inside was very small. She counted seven little wooden chairs around a long, cluttered table. Up against the far wall, she saw a rocking chair, a broom, a mop and a basket full of moth-eaten socks.

Oh no! she thought. I'm not falling into this kind of trap. I'm not doing anyone's cleaning or mending. I'm a proper princess! She turned to run, only to stumble over a row of neatly dressed dwarves in fashionable suits and patent leather penny loafers. They all had abnormally good hair and capped teeth.

Immediately she knew she was in the worst danger of her life.



In the tradition of Fractured Fairy Tales, the Snarky Princess Stories poke fun at traditional bedtime stories and liven things up with a layer of satire. Perfect for tweens and teens who have outgrown their Disney princess nightgowns.

Be sure to look for the other titles in the series!
**Princess Pennilopintha & the Magic Mouse-Made Momphibrak
**The Quest for a Wide-Awake Princess
**Jane & the Lake Serpent