Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer: A Cautionary Tale

Meet Matthew. A couple of years ago, he made a big, big mistake. Going home with the wrong girl didn't just cause him to lose the love of his life, but it caused something in him to change for the worse. Much worse. Because it wasn't a vampire that Matthew turned into, but something much more strange and even more perverse.

Now, before someone else can make the same mistake he did, Matthew imparts his own, tragic tale to try and divert another catastrophe from happening. "Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer" is the extremely vulgar and tongue-in-cheek short story about loves lost & exchanged body fluids.