The Night of The Screaming Unicorn: A Bizarre Yaoi Fantasy (Quaraun the Insane:The Adventures of a Pink Necromancer Book 3)

Mortally wounded in battle, candy making Faerie, BoomFuzzy commits suicide to avoid months of agony, not considering the effects this will have on the Elf he is soul bound to. Driven mad with grief, the transvestite Moon Elf, once hailed as the world's most powerful wizard, turns to opium and Necromancy, inadvertently resurrecting his lover as a sex-crazed purple Unicorn, lets vampire turkeys lose in the cities of Quebec, and unleashes an undead flock of bloodthirsty pink goldfish flying through cloud forests. Hunted by brain sucking Squid headed cultist priests from Neptune's Moon, they join forces with HellBorne and GhoulSpawn, a pair of Half-Elf Chaos Wizards attempting to unleash ancient gods trapped in alternate dimensions - instead they open up time traveling dimension bending portals that open up without warning, sending them backwards and forwards through time and across the galaxy. These are the Adventures of the Pink Necromancer: Quaraun the Insane...

(NOTE: M/M/M Dark Fantasy Shifter Yaoi)

In this volume:

THE NIGHT OF THE SCREAMING UNICORN: After a tiring week of battling monsters, Quaraun is tired, hungry, wounded, and looking for a place to sleep, before both darkness and an oncoming storm arrive. Led on by a map with a mind of its own, Quaraun The Insane finds himself lost in a forest, standing before a tavern named "The Screaming Unicorn." Too tired to think about checking for traps, the wizard walks through a portal to the Realm of Fae, where he encounters an Elf-eating Phooka, who is more psychotic than he is.

Volume 1 of the series.

TYPE: Novel

WORD COUNT: 95,002 words

PAGE COUNT: 305 printed paperback pages of story, plus a 78 page introduction to the series

LONG SUMMARY: The Quaraun series spans his entire life, but the first volume jumps in mid-way through his life.

Prior to this story Lich Hunter Quaraun had acquired the map of the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, leader of the Lich Lords. Rumours say that the map will only go to one place: the home of the infamous Elf Eater. The Elf Eater made the map, to ensure that he would never become lost. If not in the hands of the Elf Eater himself, the only thing the map will do, is lead whoever carries it to the Elf Eater.

However, after 300 years separated from it's rightful owner that map with a mind of it's own has become bored and childish and has spent the last several months leading Quaraun on a wild goose chase from one monster's lair to the next.

Now, frustrated with the map, and seriously wounded from the monster it had last led him to, all Quarun wants to do is head back to his Elven homelands in top of the world at the arctic Deep North. But a few miles South of the Deep North, the map suddenly springs to life and begins demanding Quaraun side track off the main road to take it to The Screaming Unicorn Tavern at The Forest of No Return.

When Quaraun refuses to obey the map's wishes, a monstrous storm shows up out of nowhere and forces him to take shelter in a tavern, that is far bigger on the inside, and has no windows to match the outside. Too late Quaraun realizes he's walked into the trap of a psychotic, shape-shifting Elf Eating Trickster Faerie who knows every detail of Quaraun's life.

Quaraun suspects the map has finally taken him to it's rightful owner The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, but something is wrong, for the Elf Eater is a Lich and the creature before him is no Lich. Worse, are the long forgotten memories of a past lover, BoomFuzzy, who died 300 years ago and and has far too many similarities to the creature that calls itself The Screaming Unicorn.