Of Course I'm Lying, I'm A Car Salesman: Judge Not

What is it like to be a career car salesman? Do car salesmen have senses of humor? What does it take to sell cars every day for nearly 30 years? Mikey Taylor can answer those questions and a lot more. By his calculation, questionable at best, he's participated in over 10,000 deals and sold nearly 4,000 vehicles. This is his first short story about his life and experiences as a professional car salesman. Over time he will be writing and sharing more.

We live in a society where most of us are faced with the prospects of dealing with a car salesman at some point and needing to buy a car. If money is no object and if you like dealing with pathological liars, buying a car can be a lot of fun.

For the rest of us, understanding that not all car salesman are slimy can be refreshing and give us hope. Mikey enjoys dealing with people and getting to know their situations. He also appreciates a deal where everyone wins.

For those who have never needed to purchase a car, Mikey's insights and stories are still entertaining. And you will probably appreciate not having to deal with guys like Mikey. Good luck and enjoy!