Heritage Black Ceramic Pizza Stone and Pizza Cutter Wheel - Baking Stones for Oven, Grill & BBQ - Non Stain

The first time you take a bite of a pizza off of the Heritage stone
you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled
with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through till now.

Though it may be burning the roof of your mouth, you will feel no pain,
for your mind and soul will be flying through the Tuscan country side.

While your friends devour their pizza they will look at you with a mixture of awe and horror,
suspecting you to be some kind of dark sorcerer.

Quickly calm them by telling them "Elon Musk invented it. It's the same material as the rockets."
They will vigorously nod and grunt acceptance as they keep chewing.

Words of Warning from our customers:

"If you are in the middle of a divorce please just buy a second stone.
It's not worth the heartache and legal fees to fight over it." - April Sanders

"Please do not tell your children during dinner
that if the pizza stone was your son
he would be your favorite." - Kathy Tecku

Happy Eating,
co-founder Mike Tecku