Wally's Big Aussie Pickle - Episode 1 (Tom Sharpe is Hilariously Funny, and So Are Your Wilting Wobbly Parts)

Ready for a rich, ribald farce that'll make you laugh till something explodes?
With chapter names like Don't Talk to the Underpants, Well it Felt Like a Tail, Would You Like Your Hedge Trimmed?, and Purple-Headed Junket-Pumper, you know you're in good hands. Well … bits of you, anyway.
So join Wally and Masey Head, Bruce the Crumpet-Crazed Gardener, the Lovely Tess, the Tiny Police Force, and the Beautiful Fat Twins for a rollicking risque romp with rope and romance.
Also, the most insulting, inappropriate requests for reviews ever written.

If you love Louis C.K, Bill Maher, Dave Barry, Rodney Rude, or the greatest of them all, George Carlin and Tom Sharpe, this book was written for you.
If you don't like any of those guys, there is something seriously wrong with you, and I sincerely hope your genitalia rots off and nobody notices. Which seems likely, given your exceedingly poor taste and astounding lack of intelligence.
Seriously, how do you remember to breathe?