When I first came out of college, I was presented with the daunting, yet exciting question: “OK Now you’re free, what are you going to do with your life?†And I got an idea. I said “I’m going to be a youth speaker. You know, like one of those guys who come to your school auditorium, to give you motivational talks. I had ‘em back in high school. Well, little did I know how hard it is to get hired to be a youth speaker. So hard that eventually, I realized youth speaking was not for me. But I had already written a great speech! I am glad to publish it here for you. Read this if you are a student! It will teach you what your Math teachers cannot teach you. Buy this for your teens if you are a parent. It will get them off your hands for about 45 minutes, and it will do them some good too.