The Catcher in the Eye (America's Next Top Assistant: Humorous Mystery Book 1)

Corpses, missing both eyes, are turning up all over DC, but it's just the beginning...

Former socialite and 'real' housewife Kelly's life is going down the toilet. Following an apocalyptic divorce, she's ended up with her maiden surname Kinki, which is often confused with 'kinky', along with a riot of notoriety as 'desperate' ex-wife of Britain's worst offender. Now she's stuck with a dead-end job playing second fiddle to a guy that gets more cat-calls than she does.

Michael Archangel is his name, catching killers is what he does, and he does it in...well, a short skirt and high heels. As a former FBI Special Agent turned P.I., Archangel knows his way around a crime scene as well as he does the local Agent Provocateur. His game de jour is toying with Kelly, his assistant--just like cat and mouse. However, they're a team, whether fending off rude paparazzi or manhandling the politicians, freaks, and other lowlifes roaming the streets of the nation's capital, the two are hell-bent on finding a serial killer that is holding the city hostage.

Join Archangel, Kelly and a host of oddball characters as they wind their way through a madcap crime thriller, with more twists and turns than a mind-bender rollercoaster. Kelly's story is filled with raucous humor and irreverent satire - so buckle up. Who'll solve the crime, and who will take the credit? Perhaps all the investigators will get for their trouble is a full color splash on the cover of the Washington Post, "Latest Victims Discovered in Matching Frocks - One Male, One Female".

You'll never know until you download this rollicking, no-holds-barred mystery and uncover the secret of The Catcher in the Eye.