Caring for your Mark One Female Android: A Detailed Service Manual

This humorous book details the trials and tribulations of living with and attempting to command a female android. Your Mark One Female Android comes equipped with many programs including but definitely not limited to the Pleasure Program, the Bitch Program, the Lecture Program. Many programs can be installed with the help of the Design Team, problems may arise, in fact, since your Mark One is still in Beta, problems are sure to happen at the very worse moment! Learn how to Change Users, run a Destructive Reformat, How to share your Mark One with out her killing your friends first, how to move into the next century without going bonkers!