A Prison For Bozos: A Goof Gilbert Adventure (The Adventures of Goof Gilbert Book 1)

Incompetent Private Security Officer Goof Gilbert has had enough of bullets flying at him every few seconds! What he needs is a cunning plan to get out of work on full pay for, say, a year and a half.

The cunning plans of the simple-minded however have a habit of turning into ridiculous, irreverent adventures involving magic moths, multiple prison breaks and tasty Lobster thermidor....

"Pointless and stupid!" - a made-up critic

"Problematic!" - another made-up critic

"Blatantly racist!" - an imaginary social justice warrior

"Incoherent, stream of consciousness jabbering!" - a different made up critic