CV of a Martian: From Hibernation to Suitability

CV of a Martian is a story about a Martian girl who does not understand why education and work play so big roll among humans. She has just quit her absurd office job at the Japanese style Fish Embassy and is now laying the groundwork for her creative stuff. She aspires to become her own boss.

For twenty years, the Martian girl was a disciplined student, but after graduating from law school in 1999, she went into a flickering mode, jumping between the working world, further studies, work breaks (relaxing), and unemployment, never feeling quite right. As time went by, filling out standard forms such as CV templates became more difficult, especially the references.
So, she decides to write her one-size-fits-all CV embodying things normally not found in a CV; among other things she reflects on her place in the working world and the universe.