Bob and Phil go to the Apocalypse (A Bob and Phil Adventure Book 1)
Book Details
Author(s)M. M. McLaughlin
ISBN / ASINB014Q9MGYI
ISBN-13978B014Q9MGY6
Sales Rank704,406
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
“Are cows dangerous?†Phil asked.
“Are cows dangerous,†Bob gibed, relieved that someone else asked it so he didn’t have to. He’d wondered the same thing. In Bob’s opinion – having watched a lot of Discovery Channel and Animal Planet – it was never a good sign when an animal stared down at you haughtily. Animals were supposed to turn tail and flee, not gaze at you like you were hardly worth its time.
“Bulls are dangerous,†Phil said. “Are cows dangerous?†he asked Cruz.
“Anything is dangerous if it’s in a bad mood,†Cruz said.
“Does that look like a cow in a bad mood to you?†Phil asked.
“I’m not sure cows have moods,†Bob said. A moody cow was just as foreign as a contemptuous one. He tried to sound like he was joking and making fun of Phil for worrying about what kind of day the cow was having, but Bob wasn’t at ease.
In their debut adventure, Bob and Phil find themselves thrust in the center of the Great Convergence: an apocalyptic osmosis of normal reality into the demonic supergiant known as Krosautaum!
Bob Farrell and Phil Huffman -- best friends and average guys extraordinaire -- are on their way to yet another soul-crushing, mandatory weekend workshop, when a mishap with a cow standing in the road catapults them into hellish chaos populated by homicidal twins, cursed barnyard animals, and unnatural disasters of biblical proportions!
Joined by fellow coworkers Wanda Jenkins, a ball-busting divorcee with a knack for survival; and Cruz Sanchez, an enigmatic savant; Bob and Phil must find a way to defeat Krosautaum and save their reality from unravelling!
Deliriously wacky and ultimately bromantic, Bob and Phil embark on an epic and surreal journey that will take them from Small Town, America, to a demon's intestines, and onward to a nightmarish realm of possible non-existence, in what can only be described as H.P. Lovecraft meets Douglas Adams.
“Are cows dangerous,†Bob gibed, relieved that someone else asked it so he didn’t have to. He’d wondered the same thing. In Bob’s opinion – having watched a lot of Discovery Channel and Animal Planet – it was never a good sign when an animal stared down at you haughtily. Animals were supposed to turn tail and flee, not gaze at you like you were hardly worth its time.
“Bulls are dangerous,†Phil said. “Are cows dangerous?†he asked Cruz.
“Anything is dangerous if it’s in a bad mood,†Cruz said.
“Does that look like a cow in a bad mood to you?†Phil asked.
“I’m not sure cows have moods,†Bob said. A moody cow was just as foreign as a contemptuous one. He tried to sound like he was joking and making fun of Phil for worrying about what kind of day the cow was having, but Bob wasn’t at ease.
In their debut adventure, Bob and Phil find themselves thrust in the center of the Great Convergence: an apocalyptic osmosis of normal reality into the demonic supergiant known as Krosautaum!
Bob Farrell and Phil Huffman -- best friends and average guys extraordinaire -- are on their way to yet another soul-crushing, mandatory weekend workshop, when a mishap with a cow standing in the road catapults them into hellish chaos populated by homicidal twins, cursed barnyard animals, and unnatural disasters of biblical proportions!
Joined by fellow coworkers Wanda Jenkins, a ball-busting divorcee with a knack for survival; and Cruz Sanchez, an enigmatic savant; Bob and Phil must find a way to defeat Krosautaum and save their reality from unravelling!
Deliriously wacky and ultimately bromantic, Bob and Phil embark on an epic and surreal journey that will take them from Small Town, America, to a demon's intestines, and onward to a nightmarish realm of possible non-existence, in what can only be described as H.P. Lovecraft meets Douglas Adams.
