Tinkle

Presidential hopeful Hockabook knows the real reason those transgendereds want to use the women's restroom... To hear the most glorious sound in the world: a woman's gentle tinkle. When Hockabook decides to dress as a woman and enter the women's room too, he gets more than he bargained for. His rival, ultraconservative Senator Teddy, is undercover in a tiny blue dress, and the passion between them can't be denied.
Warning for middle-aged men in ill-fitting dresses, watersports (NOT slip'n'slide), felching, and a special appearance by Tramp, the most talked-about nominee of all.