GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: A Bizarre Yaoi Fantasy (Quaraun the Insane:The Adventures of a Pink Necromancer Book 22)

Mortally wounded in battle, candy making Faerie, BoomFuzzy commits suicide to avoid months of agony, not considering the effects this will have on the Elf he is soul bound to. Driven mad with grief, the transvestite Moon Elf, once hailed as the world's most powerful wizard, turns to opium and Necromancy, inadvertently resurrecting his lover as a sex-crazed purple Unicorn, lets vampire turkeys lose in the cities of Quebec, and unleashes an undead flock of bloodthirsty pink goldfish flying through cloud forests. Hunted by brain sucking Squid headed cultist priests from Neptune's Moon, they join forces with HellBorne and GhoulSpawn, a pair of Half-Elf Chaos Wizards attempting to unleash ancient gods trapped in alternate dimensions - instead they open up time traveling dimension bending portals that open up without warning, sending them backwards and forwards through time and across the galaxy. These are the Adventures of the Pink Necromancer: Quaraun the Insane...

(NOTE: M/M/M Dark Fantasy Shifter Yaoi)

In this volume:

The Moon Elf Necromancer Quaraun The Insane and his Lich Unicorn lover are unexpectedly transported a thousand years into an apocalyptic future when magical races are extinct and white supremacists Humans rule the Earth. The white Humans have waged war on all non white races and have brought the world's most powerful Necromancer to the future in hopes of his rising up an undead army to wipe out all none white races from the earth.... but they misread the history books and are shocked to find a white non-Human over feminine transvestite Necromancer who wears pink dresses, resurrects only dead roses and butterflies, and most horrifyingly, beds with black male unicorn.

Unicorn shifts to a non-white Human form to annoy the warring Human clans and Quaraun discovers his future self is wanted for the mass genocide of nearly every race on the planet.

Just when it seems things can't get any worse for the couple, the phosphorescent Chaos Demon GhoulSpawn the Crazed falls out of the sky while attempting to escape a herd of flying flesh eating pink goldfish and lands in the Necromancer's bed wrecking havoc with his relationship with Unicorn. All hell breaks lose when Quaraun submits to GhoulSpawn's advances and then tries to hide their affair from Unicorn, unleashing the Lich's fury on everyone.

TYPE: Novel
WORD COUNT: 74,913 words
PAGE COUNT: 243 printed paperback pages of story, plus a 78 page introduction to the series
POINT OF VIEW: third person; usually Quaraun's point of view but sometimes Unicorn and other times GhoulSpawn
GENRE: Yaoi > Dark Fantasy > Bizzarro > Drama > Gay Romance