Bill the Biker: An Odyssey

Bill Butcher is seven feet tall, has seven teeth and loves the freedom of riding his custom Harley down an endless road - assuming there’s beer on the way. He’s never started a fight but he’s ended quite a few. Bill understands engines. Women, not so much. So when Nellie Florentino enters his life, Bill is conflicted and confused. Nellie, on the other hand, knows what she wants and will make sure Bill knows it, too. Men need a little prompting, and sometimes a little percussive maintenance. Nellie will throw in her heart for free.

Now they’re on the road with a mission: to claim Bill’s family legacy. All they have to do is travel two thousand miles in three days while fending off mercenaries, goons and a wanna-be evil genius.

Bill and Nellie are in for the fight of their lives - and not just with each other…

DISCLAIMER

This book may be offensive to some readers, specifically:

Amish

Asian-Americans

Bikers

Buffalo

Evil Geniuses

Inflatable Women

Weight-watchers